Hoes don't wear coats.

I am thankful for Martin Luther King. I went to work today than instantly felt disappointed in myself, so I left. I didn't want to forsake the man, he helped make it possible for me to exist in the capacity that I do and be at work today. Who am I to disrespect the movement and all of the smart people that made today a legal holiday? Who do I look like? A Hillary supporter? I mean, we don't work on Christmas do we? I keed! I keed!

I read an interesting article on CNN about how the memory of MLK is being oversimplified and how it's important to remember that he was villified in his time, not hero-ed as he is today. Reading is fundamental.

That article put me in the spirit.  In light of that spirit, I'd like to announce that a mix of Whoopi Goldberg, Carol Alt, Oprah Winfrey, Ivanka Trump and Steve Jobs would be the ultimate person.

Bill could've used some of my spirit today.  Note him nodding off to the left side:

Not smart Bill!!! Hillary is going OFF when she gets home!

Next, I would like to bring the following people to justice:

The asshole squating on the left side of the above photo.  Why isn't this illegal? We are all going to hell.  She's fricking pregnant.  She's not dressed like a hoe, even though she doesn't have a coat on.  I'm comfortable with assuming it's pretty warm in LA.  All of these things seem to add up to a totally unwarranted intrusion.  I don't know what's more disgusting--that this happens or that if she hadn't been wearing any underwear that's all the media would care about. Where are we going with this?

Oh I know where!  Jamie Lynn Spears and Vanessa Hudgens should be arrested for being socially and personally irresponsible.   They need to be punished.  The babies are realizing that you can actually get pregnant if you're not married.  This means that they're thinking about sex. And ohmigod is that the chick from High School Musical's vag?

JUSTICE NOW!!!

I would also like for people who make statements like: "Some people say the way you vote in November will determine if you are more racist or more sexist," (Joy, The View) to be included in this group.  She said that shit all on MLK day.  If I was white, I'd call her unpatriotic.

I was additionally going to suggest that we bring Eve to justice for those nakee lesbian pictures that I just viewed, but Whoopi stopped me by reminding me that as women, we shouldn't look to tear each other down.  As women we stand by women who have made mistakes.  So that's what I'm doing.  I'm realllly fighting the urge to link to the pictures. Ohhh it's killing me...*humming an old feminist spiritual* ...(Google is your friend.) 

How embarassing.  I know folks are in the closet...but damn. Certain things just can't be unseen.  Eve fingering some chick, giving head to some chick in a threesome with all girls, getting head from a chick--ranks up there.  I hate how I'm desensitized to everything.  It upsets me that I recognize everything that is going on in those photos and am not cringing.

Sometimes I wish women were still outwardly (and inwardly, but mostly outwardly) naive.  I wish it wasn't popular to be a slut.  I wish it was cool to be classy.  And I wish that we had better fashion to define my generation--similar to that that existed in the 60s.  Especially for men.  I don't really think it's fair that I mostly have to go to church to see a guy in a suit on a regular basis.

MLK would not be pleased.  Sing sing celebrate.