February 11, 2008

Winehouse gets the flowers while she can still smell them.

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Did not understand her "live sattelite" performance, as its like 3 up in London.  But, you have to wonder about a reaction like that.  Does she not know how amazing she is? Amy Winehouse is undeniable. Beyonce (despite obesity and fashion sense). Chris Brown performances. Janet. Johnny Depp. Jay-Z lyrics. John Mayer. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Oprah (Ef the haters!). Matthew McConahey's blatant mannishness.  The old Britney Spears. Brad Pitt's sexy. Prince. Stevie Wonder. The Beatles. Tina Turner. Kanye West. Old school Madonna. Victoria Beckham's celebrity. David Beckham's ass. Dave Grohl's talent. Alicia Keys love songs. Tupac. Will Smith. Cornell West. Outkast. Lil Wayne mixtapes. Rihanna's look. Naomi Campbell. The Cosby Show. Curb Your Enthusiasm. A Different World. Sex and the City.  The Sopranos. Little Miss Sunshine.   All movies made about music groups. The Notebook (Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling). Asha's dog (there ya go, wench).  Bravo reality shows.  Friends. Christian's humor on Project Runway. Perry on Make Me a Supermodel. Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats. Tracy Chapman's Fast Car. Jeezy on remixes. The W Hotel. The spinach dip at Houston's. Popeye's fried chicken. Chipotle margaritas. Strip's fried lobster. Papadeux's Swamp Thangs.

Certain things are just facts.

The Grammys were excellent tonight as they were nearly entirely made up of undeniable people and things. 

In keeping with the recent theme of relating everything in life to Obama, Obama is undeniable. He's the Shania Twain that made Carrie Underwood, he's the Naomi that made Tyra, the Madonna that made Britney, the Jon B. that made Robin Thicke, the Janet that made Rihanna, the Tina Turner that made Beyonce, etc., etc. And he won a grammy! Woot!

Imagine everyone he makes everyday.  It's a wonderful thing.
He won Maine tonight, I am happy.
Anyone who disagrees with anything in this post should set themselves on fire.

That is all.

NOTE: No responses please about someone else being a more appropriate enabler to someone else.  I don't care.

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