Really not into football in general and the Super Bowl in particular, so I don't pretend to be. In my head, they stretch a 30 minute game into 4 gotdamn hours by playing for 2 seconds, then stopping. Playing for four seconds...then stopping. It's dull. I have, however, had a strong affinity for Peyton Manning ever since he made SNL funny again (see above). And before I forget, fuck Tom Brady. I have enough invasive none-of-my-business-but-so-what animosity for cheaters/deadbeats to think that he's a dick for leaving his pregnant girlfriend or however it went down. So I decided to root for the Giants by association.
That said, the 4th quarter was amazing despite the other 2 hours of play. Up until then, I'd DVRed the entire thing so I could fast forward to the commercials later, which were not good. My mind kept wandering thinking about how hilarious it would be if that loose satellite randomly crashed down onto the field in the middle of everything. Then halftime was a joke, I feel like blaming Janet Jackson but it isn't all her fault. Bring back Prince! Tom Petty reminds me of various moments in my childhood. I was waiting for Last Dance with Mary Jane and it just... never happened. So flipped on over to the Puppy Bowl and OMG CUTE. NEVER AGAIN WILL I WATCH THE SUPERBOWL. THIS is entertainment! It should be a 24 hour channel, let me tell you, I'd be all over it.
Speaking of unentertaining jokes...oh hello LA Gear circa 1989 and not in a cool update. What THEE hell. Just when you think Beyonce and her mama couldn't be any tackier, they go and outdo themselves. There's literally no competition like the real competition. It wasn't enough that they were high tops. No no. They had to add that fancy helvetica font to the side. I'd rather wear those Pastry things, and I would NEVER wear those Pastry things. Wait, I just noticed the website says something about them being couture. Must shut down computer immediately.
2 comments:
LOL that SNL vid is super funny. Peyton's a pretty good actor.
Oh Jebus no! @ those shoes!
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