John Mayer mocks all you rap guys...and he's good at it.

Fatherless kids

Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho

Are my mom and I ignorant for finding this candy hilarious?

I lost my fucking Wayferers...

...and I am PISSED!!! That pic may be awful, but it's all I have left of them! *cries* Moreover, pet peeve #4, 080: I like you a lot. But if you drop me off at my house please have the decency to wait until I get in the door before you zoom off screeching your tires and shit. You should be walking me to the door like 227 but I ain't complain. I'll be damned if you roll off and a mofo ain't got her keys. Just sayin' is all.

Golden

Sooo...Xzibit Twitters the following:
In honor of his irrational anger to a joke that (contrary to what he believes) will never get old, I'm using this as an excuse to post all of the hilarious ones that I've found over the years. I don't care if you don't think it's funny. Enjoy.