I am horrified when I reread anything I wrote.

Cannot imagine a man more awesome than my boyfriend. But then again, I hadn't imagined him so I guess it's possible. Anyway. He looks good.

I'm sure someday someone will make me feel very embarrassed about this post. But...it definitely doesn't matter. It's what got me here.

John Mayer mocks all you rap guys...and he's good at it.

Fatherless kids

Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho

Are my mom and I ignorant for finding this candy hilarious?

I lost my fucking Wayferers...

...and I am PISSED!!! That pic may be awful, but it's all I have left of them! *cries* Moreover, pet peeve #4, 080: I like you a lot. But if you drop me off at my house please have the decency to wait until I get in the door before you zoom off screeching your tires and shit. You should be walking me to the door like 227 but I ain't complain. I'll be damned if you roll off and a mofo ain't got her keys. Just sayin' is all.

Golden

Sooo...Xzibit Twitters the following:
In honor of his irrational anger to a joke that (contrary to what he believes) will never get old, I'm using this as an excuse to post all of the hilarious ones that I've found over the years. I don't care if you don't think it's funny. Enjoy.

Does it get any better?