I have a penis, thanks June.

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Life goal #100 = Complete

I sailed into the sunset this weekend.

Back like I left something.

Please accept this as my apology:

In her dreams...

This is THE funniest thing that I've ever seen:

Wtf? I can't decide if she is funny crazy or just plain crazy.  This is awesomely odd.  It's like seeing the inside of a crazy person's deluded dreams. Dear Tyra, every concept cannot be a photoshoot, but thanks for making it happen.  

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.