Two guys "consoling" each other.

*throws panties*

I really need to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. She's going to have the nuclear codes, so I really need to know if she thinks thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. 

lololololololololololol

Oh snap! I just heard Michelle take her earrings off!

I wrote a letter of complain to ABC.  It's one thing to have a difference of opinion, but it is ENTIRELY another to be unprofessional, rude, tacky and baseless when someone isn't around to defend themselves.  If she had an issue of concern, she should've said it while Michelle was nice enough to appear on her show.

Beyond that, this is MALARCHY.  So why didn't anyone ask about Cindy's drug abuse?  How about having an affair with a married man?  Or about her half siblings that are poor? Michelle's list of don't ask me abouts probably had nothing to do with politics. That was awesome bad manners.  I even have actual respect for Republicans, I just wish I could find one that would share their thought process when it comes to their views without them feeling all *judged*. It'd be nice to see a respectable opinion from that side on the show. I hope ABC does something about that.

The jokes write themselves.

Can't stand that Palin after last night.  I'm trying really hard not to call her outside of her name but she almost leaves me no choice. I don't really get all of the rave reviews about how great she was. I thought it was an empty, ironic, and offensive speech that was, at best, delivered well.  Straight out of an SNL season opener.  She probably has the nerve to think she's awesome now.  That just burns me up.

I think all of this is going to backfire.  Afterall, she didn't write this speech and sooner or later she's going to have to take some interviews from journalists that are wayyy smarter than she is. It's going to be quotables for days.  Then once that happens, women will once again remember how much they naturally hate other women, especially cute other women, and rise against her. She desperately needs to take a note from Hillary, who knew just how to play it up. And none of that looking cute and attracting men crap.  She knew the formula.  And I'm a firm supporter of playing to people's ignorance if I can figure out a way to benefit from it. Mark my words: Palin blew it.  You heard it here first.

Come on. COME ON! Who-who-who...wait...who's that? Wait...

Dude.  Joe is so on point this week:

I must say I'm amazed at the Republican unity being displayed over this peculiar choice.  So many people willing to lie and look like complete idiots on national TV for what?  For who? I hate this "Well THEY did it! So WE CAN TOO!!! Even though we based every single one of our attacks before this point on this very issue" argument.  It's ridiculous.  My neices give me that bull all the time and they are ages 7 and 9.  "Well SHE did it first!!!"  Ok, so?  You really have to wonder.  Most of these people are very, very smart.  So when a smart person says dumb things...it's condescending to me. COME ON! Dude, you're up here purely trying to sell me up the river. And that's RUDEE JUDDE!!! (Sorry, lame pun intended.)

If anyone wants to research how huge of a liar Rudy Giuliani is, YouTube "Giuliani Letterman" and listen to him blatantly lie about Iraq. He is a hack. And Joe Biden, who would be the prototype if he wasn't balding, does NOT approve!!!

Yea uh...that will not work. I don't get it. Something's up.

A few Republicans had this to say about Sarah Palin BEFORE she was chosen:

L.M.A.O.

Everytime Barack Obama speaks, an Angel has an orgasm.